***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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