She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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