Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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