its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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