Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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