I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Green mimosas i think yes
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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