dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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