im drinking this country out of the recession.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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