I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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