This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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