dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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