I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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