No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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