the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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