Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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