No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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