let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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