Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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