But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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