She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
We smell like vodka and hangover
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