if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
foreskin is a definite game changer
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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