Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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