508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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