I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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