You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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