Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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