So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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