its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my vag is so smooth its legendary
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
