hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Blood and glitter go together right?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Randomize
