I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's shark week go big or go home
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
