I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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