I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
