I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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