...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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