apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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