That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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