i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
