There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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