how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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