You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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