In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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