I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
