Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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