That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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