he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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