just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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