this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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