I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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