So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
only if we run a train.
done.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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