Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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