We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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