I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i would punch a child for taco bell
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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