I want to stick my p in your. b.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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