just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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