Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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