Your tits are I can't wait for
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Randomize