found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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